var speed = 100;
var cycledelay = 2000;
var maxsize = 28;

var x = 0;
var y = 0;
var themessage, size;
var esize = "</font>";

function initArray() {
this.length = initArray.arguments.length;
for (var i = 0; i < this.length; i++) {
this[i] = initArray.arguments[i];
   }
}
var themessage2 = new initArray(
"New visitors, yes?... you wanted something!",
"If you dont know the password, this is all you get!",
"Are you going to sit and watch ALL these messages?",
"Two little old ladies on a park bench confronted by a flasher",
"One had a stroke, the other couldn't reach",
"And now, back to the begining!",
"New visitors, yes?... you wanted something!",
"I lied, now for another joke",
"how do you keep an idiot hanging about?"
);
if(navigator.appName == "Netscape")
document.write('<layer id="wds"></layer><br>');
if (navigator.appVersion.indexOf("MSIE") != -1)
document.write('<span id="wds"></span><br>');
function upwords(){ 
themessage = themessage2[y];
if (x < maxsize) {
x++;
setTimeout("upwords()",speed);
}
else setTimeout("downwords()",cycledelay);

if(navigator.appName == "Netscape") {
size = "<font point-size='"+x+"pt'>"; 
document.wds.document.write(size+"<center>"+themessage+"</center>"+esize);
document.wds.document.close();
}
if (navigator.appVersion.indexOf("MSIE") != -1){
wds.innerHTML = "<center>"+themessage+"</center>";
wds.style.fontSize=x+'px'
   }
} 
function downwords(){
if (x > 1) {
x--;
setTimeout("downwords()",speed);
}
else {
setTimeout("upwords()",cycledelay);
y++;
if (y > themessage2.length - 1) y = 0;
}
if(navigator.appName == "Netscape") {
size = "<font point-size='"+x+"pt'>"; 
document.wds.document.write(size+"<center>"+themessage+"</center>"+esize);
document.wds.document.close();
}
if (navigator.appVersion.indexOf("MSIE") != -1){
wds.innerHTML = "<center>"+themessage+"</center>";
wds.style.fontSize=x+'px'
   }
}
setTimeout("upwords()",speed);